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很抱歉里面有些引用当时没有记录是谁说的,现在也记不请源头了,有知道的请告知,谢谢!

估计这届北京奥运会开幕式以后很难超越了。比中国有钱的,没中国人多;比中国人多的,没中国人有钱;两样都有的,没中国人听话。

cnbeta网友写道:
问:海尔兄弟为什么只穿内裤?
答:因为他们没有Q币!

Make sure you install Linux on your girlfriend's computer because she'll have to keep coming to you for tech support.

Probably the keyword is: control. They can't leave something in the hands of people (no pun :) over which they don't have control.

Loosing control in one area of society (namely sex) leaves the door open for loosening up in other areas.

That's why dictators try to control everything.

硬件是中国的,操作系统是加拿大的
----有关加拿大华裔夺金牌

没有鸡肋,鸡不能走路。

Linus Torvalds写道:
Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.

A scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a frog to carry him on his back across a river. "Are you mad?" exclaimed the frog. "You'll sting me while I'm swimming and I'll drown."

"My dear frog," laughed the scorpion, "if I were to sting you, you would drown and I would go down with you. Now where is the logic in that?"

"You're right!" cried the frog. "Hop on!" The scorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the frog a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the frog resignedly said:

"Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there'd be no logic in your stinging me. Why did you do it?"

"It has nothing to do with logic," the drowning scorpion replied. "It's just my character."

台湾民主是地道的中国特色

Boycott the Olympics over this? No. We need to bring China into the world, and as we do that by going there and making closer ties, it becomes harder for them to these things and hide them.

Blame the Han Chinese? No. These people don't have a choice as to where they do or do not go. The gov't is changing the makeup of Tibet by bringing more Han Chinese there, but it's not their fault.

What we should hope for and strive for is that China get more open and integrated with the rest of the world and the Tibetans hold on to what they are. Then, when China can afford more freedom, Tibet can take it's culture back. But for the time being, Tibetans should be trying to get people integrated into their society. Think about how Americans treat Mexicans. No wonder Mexicans are an issue with cultural integration. If you segregate and exclude people, that's what happens.

China may control a lot of things, but they can't control how the Han Chinese think about their Tibetan hosts. That's up to Tibetans.

Jeff Van Gundy写道:
Coaching is getting people to do what they don't want to do in order to achieve what they want to achieve.

Shane Battier写道:
Proper Preperation Prevents Poor Performance

As a Canadian, I like the trade embargo (USA-Cuba).

It means there's a nice warm international vacation destination with no Americans.

Now, that's something that money just can't buy.

The good thing about the internet is that anyone can use it to publish their ideas.
The bad thing about the internet is that everyone is using it to publish their ideas.

Zuwxiv from digg写道:
I've always said that companies need to stop treating customers like potential pirates, and need to treat pirates like potential customers.

Mahatma Gandhi写道:
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

fishthegeek from slashdot写道:
Flashy sells. It sells cars, bombers and hookers why not use it to sell an OS?

Seneca (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century AD)写道:
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.

users from slashdot写道:
On Russia To Develop a National Operating System
140Mandak262Jamuna: Isn't their National Operating System called Communism?
CrimsonScythe: No, it's called Lenix.

Stendhal写道:
God's only excuse is that he does not exist.

Emo Philips写道:
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.

Never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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